Faction Mottos
  • Dauntless: yolo
  • Amity: ily
  • Candor: tbh
  • Erudite: fyi
  • Abnegation: wbu
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Before I am your daughter,
your sister,
your aunt, niece, or cousin,
I am my own person,
and I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm. 1/? Things To Remember (via frayed-and-torn)

(via behind-the-glass)

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i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

(via dylanobylan)

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Q: i just put my whole hand in my ass


Great question!

Funnyman Adam Sandler was responsible for director Quentin Tarantino’s cameo in Little NIcky, as they are both founders and members of their band, Sandler & Tarantino! BLENDED hits theaters nationwide May 23!

asked by billnyejpg
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reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via beyoncebeytwice)

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Q: I want to die



Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

o hh my god

asked by Anonymous
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the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

(via behind-the-glass)

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