Faction Mottos
  • Dauntless: yolo
  • Amity: ily
  • Candor: tbh
  • Erudite: fyi
  • Abnegation: wbu
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Before I am your daughter,
your sister,
your aunt, niece, or cousin,
I am my own person,
and I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm. 1/? Things To Remember (via frayed-and-torn)

(via behind-the-glass)

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sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

(via dylanobylan)

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Q: i just put my whole hand in my ass

blendedofficial:

Great question!

Funnyman Adam Sandler was responsible for director Quentin Tarantino’s cameo in Little NIcky, as they are both founders and members of their band, Sandler & Tarantino! BLENDED hits theaters nationwide May 23!


asked by billnyejpg
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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via beyoncebeytwice)

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Q: I want to die

jackanthfern:

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

o hh my god


asked by Anonymous
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catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

(via behind-the-glass)

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